[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by David Byrden
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"Jane?"
"Yeah?"
"Tell us your ideal man?"

"Is it... someone who's funny and good with children?"

"Actually I'd prefer a muscular hunk to tie me down and fuck my brains out. But that's just me."
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Surprisingly close to the truth.

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