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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005

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Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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