Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005

by ElvisThePelvis

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

When I met her she was desirable and funny, but stupid.

We had mind-blowing sex and her orgasms were nothing short of athletic.

Sadly, I ignored the advice my mother gave me, "Looks fade, but dumb is forever."

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 81 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:29 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:28 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:27 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:26 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:25 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:24 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:23 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:22 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:21 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:20 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:19 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:18 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:17 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:16 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:15 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:14 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:13 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:12 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:11 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:10 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:09 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:08 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:07 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:06 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:05 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:04 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:03 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:02 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:01 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:00 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:59 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:58 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:57 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:56 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:55 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:54 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:53 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:52 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:51 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:48 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:47 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:45 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:44 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:43 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:42 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:41 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:40 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:39 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:38 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:37 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:36 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:35 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:34 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:33 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:32 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:31 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:30 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:29 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:28 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:27 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:26 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:25 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:24 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:23 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:22 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:21 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:20 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:19 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:18 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:17 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:16 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:15 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:13 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:12 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:11 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:10 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:09 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:08 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:07 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:06 Caption #727

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Bavid Dyrden> Duh... dumb is for what?
<JP> Duuuuhhhrr, dumb is for athletical, cant you reed?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post