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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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When I met her she was desirable and funny, but stupid.

We had mind-blowing sex and her orgasms were nothing short of athletic.

Sadly, I ignored the advice my mother gave me, "Looks fade, but dumb is forever."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Bavid Dyrden> Duh... dumb is for what?
<JP> Duuuuhhhrr, dumb is for athletical, cant you reed?

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