"It is I, young Apple Juice, the ghost of your long lost German great-grandfather, who happened to be a baker...I have chosen to appear to you as a muffin, that you might know for certain it is I...
"...I have come to warn you that if you do not change your ways, you will soon come into contact with three holes...
One hole waits you in the earth--- Think: the opposite of 'birth.'
"One hole, like a tiger biting through your inner stomach lining, brings us to the third, of course: the point where you and waste divorce. The blood that started from your ulcer Every minute inches closer To the hole that suits you best--- and I've been sent, at God's request to come to you and here suggest you give your asshole side a rest."
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
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