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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"It is I, young Apple Juice, the ghost of your long lost German great-grandfather, who happened to be a baker...I have chosen to appear to you as a muffin, that you might know for certain it is I...

"...I have come to warn you that if you do not change your ways, you will soon come into contact with three holes...

One hole waits you in the earth---
Think: the opposite of 'birth.'

"One hole, like a tiger biting
through your inner stomach lining,
brings us to the third, of course:
the point where you and waste divorce.
The blood that started from your ulcer
Every minute inches closer
To the hole that suits you best---
and I've been sent, at God's request
to come to you and here suggest
you give your asshole side a rest."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I'm not quite sure I get it all, but I'm pretty sure that this rocks.
<3Suns> A masterpiece.
<ajiav> every few weeks i write one that i like as much as everybody else's
<mypalmike> The last caption is disturbing I think. But the first one made me laugh a lot.
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