| <Axolotl> Link...the...captions |  |
| <Elmo the Magnificent> Stick . . a . . cork in it. |  |
| <ElvisThePelvis> The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. Please feel free to rise to the challenge. |  |
| <Elmo the Magnificent> Please feel free to bite me. I know the rules. So I "goofed off" on one. So? What is this, the Ralph Nader responsibility page? Who are you kidding? |  |
| <JulieK> Elmo just calm down it will be OK. | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> Hehe :) |  |
| <Lauren> Ah, snarky, antagonistic, and pedantical.... therefore, Elmo must be Roger. | |
| <Stormi> But... the History table shows Elmo as Plech... | |
| <Stormi> Oh dear... Plech is Roger is Elmo is Yoyo? My poor head. | |
| <Lauren> Yoyo is his own person. Methinks the equation so far is Roger = Plech = Elmo. There may be a few others that I haven't figured out yet, though. | |
| <Jmofwiw> I'm beginning to wonder if there's really just one of us and we're schizophrenic. | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> That is what screwed with me so hard yesterday. | |
| <guyPaulo> I still think yoyo+plech=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> Bah, your kung fu is weak: yoyo+pletch(mort)=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo^Elvis | |
<guyPaulo> HWAWWWWW!!!! STINKY MONKIE STYLE!!
(mort/mountaineer)yoyo+3Suns=Julie*pletch-NOIP | |
| <obtuse> Somebody wanna throw in a tan(obtuse), just for the heck of it? | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> HWAAAAA!!! Buddah Reclining With Cat!! (guyPaulo+Lauren)*NOIP/Mort+Roger=(4*Julie-Axolotl)^tan(obtuse) | |
| <Lauren> By Jove, Mr. Presley, I think you've got it! | |
| <Biggus Dickus> sweet mother of jesus... | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> Stangely enough when you compute the equation the answer is 42. | |
| <guyPaulo> Very...good my...student. I have taught....you well, but now.....you...must go....out on your own.....to defeat...the...Dragon Clan! | |
| <Mort> duh it all resolves down to: Mort > You | |
| <Mort> Dammit now I have to look at these equations... damn math addication. Taking guyPaulo's equation. (mort/mountaineer) = 1 *note I am not mountaineer, but this is how resolves. therefore - yoyo + 3Suns = (Julie * pletch) - NOIP I think we can safely assume that NOIP == 0 And also we can assume that pletch > 1 therefore Julie > Yoyo + 3Suns | |
| <Mort> Oops that should read: And also we can assume that pletch < 1 | |
| <guyPaulo> If you can edit/delete captions/comments Mort, then why didn't you just edit out your mistake above? | |
| <JulieK> Great Scott! | |
| <Stormi> Ow, ow, ow, back to basic math for me. | |
| <obtuse> Mort, you failed to prove whether or not Julie is bounded. I shudder to think what kind of mathematical implications occur if a member of MEP had infinite magnitude. | |
| <Mort> I also didn't go one step forward to see what my revelations meant to Elvis's definitive equation. | |
| <mypalmike> The biggest mathematical problem on MEP is when people post captions that are partial derivatives. | |
| <mypalmike> I'm here all week, folks. | |
| <Pedro Gonzales> OMG is this caption the new record for most comments? Oh and good one mypalmike | |
