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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Elmo the Magnificent
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Well, I've shaved my damn head, now I think I'll shave my damn pussy.

Yes, Dear - You're the butch, so I get all the flowers!

[babe on the right]: "I am so pissed! Just LOOK at number 2!! They told me drag queens would be EXCLUDED!"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Link...the...captions
<Elmo the Magnificent> Stick . . a . . cork in it.
<ElvisThePelvis> The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. Please feel free to rise to the challenge.
<Elmo the Magnificent> Please feel free to bite me. I know the rules. So I "goofed off" on one. So? What is this, the Ralph Nader responsibility page? Who are you kidding?
<JulieK> Elmo just calm down it will be OK.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe :)
<Lauren> Ah, snarky, antagonistic, and pedantical.... therefore, Elmo must be Roger.
<Stormi> But... the History table shows Elmo as Plech...
<Stormi> Oh dear... Plech is Roger is Elmo is Yoyo? My poor head.
<Lauren> Yoyo is his own person. Methinks the equation so far is Roger = Plech = Elmo. There may be a few others that I haven't figured out yet, though.
<Jmofwiw> I'm beginning to wonder if there's really just one of us and we're schizophrenic.
<ElvisThePelvis> That is what screwed with me so hard yesterday.
<guyPaulo> I still think yoyo+plech=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo
<ElvisThePelvis> Bah, your kung fu is weak:

yoyo+pletch(mort)=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo^Elvis

<guyPaulo> HWAWWWWW!!!! STINKY MONKIE STYLE!!
(mort/mountaineer)yoyo+3Suns=Julie*pletch-NOIP

<obtuse> Somebody wanna throw in a tan(obtuse), just for the heck of it?
<ElvisThePelvis> HWAAAAA!!! Buddah Reclining With Cat!!

(guyPaulo+Lauren)*NOIP/Mort+Roger=(4*Julie-Axolotl)^tan(obtuse)

<Lauren> By Jove, Mr. Presley, I think you've got it!
<Biggus Dickus> sweet mother of jesus...
<ElvisThePelvis> Stangely enough when you compute the equation the answer is 42.
<guyPaulo> Very...good my...student. I have taught....you well, but now.....you...must go....out on your own.....to defeat...the...Dragon Clan!
<Mort> duh it all resolves down to:

Mort > You

<Mort> Dammit now I have to look at these equations... damn math addication.

Taking guyPaulo's equation.

(mort/mountaineer) = 1 *note I am not mountaineer, but this is how resolves.

therefore -

yoyo + 3Suns = (Julie * pletch) - NOIP

I think we can safely assume that NOIP == 0

And also we can assume that pletch > 1

therefore Julie > Yoyo + 3Suns

<Mort> Oops that should read:

And also we can assume that pletch < 1

<guyPaulo> If you can edit/delete captions/comments Mort, then why didn't you just edit out your mistake above?
<JulieK> Great Scott!
<Stormi> Ow, ow, ow, back to basic math for me.
<obtuse> Mort, you failed to prove whether or not Julie is bounded. I shudder to think what kind of mathematical implications occur if a member of MEP had infinite magnitude.
<Mort> I also didn't go one step forward to see what my revelations meant to Elvis's definitive equation.
<mypalmike> The biggest mathematical problem on MEP is when people post captions that are partial derivatives.
<mypalmike> I'm here all week, folks.
<Pedro Gonzales> OMG is this caption the new record for most comments? Oh and good one mypalmike

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