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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Elmo the Magnificent
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Well, I've shaved my damn head, now I think I'll shave my damn pussy.

Yes, Dear - You're the butch, so I get all the flowers!

[babe on the right]: "I am so pissed! Just LOOK at number 2!! They told me drag queens would be EXCLUDED!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Link...the...captions
<Elmo the Magnificent> Stick . . a . . cork in it.
<ElvisThePelvis> The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. Please feel free to rise to the challenge.
<Elmo the Magnificent> Please feel free to bite me. I know the rules. So I "goofed off" on one. So? What is this, the Ralph Nader responsibility page? Who are you kidding?
<JulieK> Elmo just calm down it will be OK.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe :)
<Lauren> Ah, snarky, antagonistic, and pedantical.... therefore, Elmo must be Roger.
<Stormi> But... the History table shows Elmo as Plech...
<Stormi> Oh dear... Plech is Roger is Elmo is Yoyo? My poor head.
<Lauren> Yoyo is his own person. Methinks the equation so far is Roger = Plech = Elmo. There may be a few others that I haven't figured out yet, though.
<Jmofwiw> I'm beginning to wonder if there's really just one of us and we're schizophrenic.
<ElvisThePelvis> That is what screwed with me so hard yesterday.
<guyPaulo> I still think yoyo+plech=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo
<ElvisThePelvis> Bah, your kung fu is weak:

yoyo+pletch(mort)=(Roger/NOIP)-Elmo^Elvis

<guyPaulo> HWAWWWWW!!!! STINKY MONKIE STYLE!!
(mort/mountaineer)yoyo+3Suns=Julie*pletch-NOIP

<obtuse> Somebody wanna throw in a tan(obtuse), just for the heck of it?
<ElvisThePelvis> HWAAAAA!!! Buddah Reclining With Cat!!

(guyPaulo+Lauren)*NOIP/Mort+Roger=(4*Julie-Axolotl)^tan(obtuse)

<Lauren> By Jove, Mr. Presley, I think you've got it!
<Biggus Dickus> sweet mother of jesus...
<ElvisThePelvis> Stangely enough when you compute the equation the answer is 42.
<guyPaulo> Very...good my...student. I have taught....you well, but now.....you...must go....out on your own.....to defeat...the...Dragon Clan!
<Mort> duh it all resolves down to:

Mort > You

<Mort> Dammit now I have to look at these equations... damn math addication.

Taking guyPaulo's equation.

(mort/mountaineer) = 1 *note I am not mountaineer, but this is how resolves.

therefore -

yoyo + 3Suns = (Julie * pletch) - NOIP

I think we can safely assume that NOIP == 0

And also we can assume that pletch > 1

therefore Julie > Yoyo + 3Suns

<Mort> Oops that should read:

And also we can assume that pletch < 1

<guyPaulo> If you can edit/delete captions/comments Mort, then why didn't you just edit out your mistake above?
<JulieK> Great Scott!
<Stormi> Ow, ow, ow, back to basic math for me.
<obtuse> Mort, you failed to prove whether or not Julie is bounded. I shudder to think what kind of mathematical implications occur if a member of MEP had infinite magnitude.
<Mort> I also didn't go one step forward to see what my revelations meant to Elvis's definitive equation.
<mypalmike> The biggest mathematical problem on MEP is when people post captions that are partial derivatives.
<mypalmike> I'm here all week, folks.
<Pedro Gonzales> OMG is this caption the new record for most comments? Oh and good one mypalmike

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