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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003

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After last night, I need to stop taking drugs. First, I found myself roaming the streets naked, singing all the songs from West Side Story. "I Feel pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay!"

Later, I swore allegiance to Mortimous, King of the Monkie People, holder of the sacred red toilet plunger, leader of the Peoples Democratic Province of Mosteimldfotos. In retrospect, I’m pretty sure that wasn’t 100% real.

Later, when watching C-SPAN, Collin Powell's head began oozing a rainbow colored stream of tape worms. I reallly need to cut down on the paint-thinner and embalming fluid.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Nice quote from the stage- I'll let you off the slight breach of layout rules!
<guyPaulo> What breach is that?
<Pedro Gonzales> Sorry, my browser was on text zoom- it fits now- vote Paulo!!
<ElvisThePelvis> This has too many word for me, I like my captions like I like my women, short, sweet and funny.
<guyPaulo> Guilty as charged. Diarrhia of the keyboard I guess...
<guyPaulo> I like my women like I like my captions too Elvis: obscene, heavy, and bitter.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...ah bitter women and bitter captions are two sides of the same coin.
<Axolotl> Oh..the days of thinner and formaldehyde...
<mypalmike> I like this one. It's a bit derivative of one of Elvis' though.
<guyPaulo> Mike, are you refering to Elvis's caption AFTER mine? Cause that would make mine first.
<mypalmike> No, it's the one that starts "The morning found me on the streets...".
<guyPaulo> Oops! I did copy Elvis, but I promise it wasn't intentional!

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