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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/27/2005 by JP
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The life of a hermit ain't easy. It's been so long since I've had sex...

...that even my pets...

...well, you get my point.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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