Having taken far too many injections of performace-enhancing horse testosterone, Ana sucumbed to a fit of passion and began to bray like a donkey and frantically hump Sandra with her abormally enlarged clitoris. The mostly male crowd cheered wildly. |
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When asked for a comment about this historic event, the pope just mumbled something about demons, drooled on his robe, and stuck a pea up his nose. |
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These strange events seemed to signal to me the end of the world as I knew it, and so I sought out comfort in the only place I could find it: Julio's tight bottom. |
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