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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by Carol

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MEP Photo Subject Pet Peeves

"I tell them I want to be covered up for once; so this thing is, what, 1 molecule thick? And this camera angle? And what the hell is that constant fwapping noise?"
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"Well, being a monkey is worse. They see you and say, oh look, that's ME! Or, that's all us caption 'monkies'! What could be more degrading?"

"Yeah, well try being a normal-looking guy on here ... oh, no. You gotta be doing something dorky."
*clump* *clump* *clump*
"At least they let me wash my face and take that thing out of my lip. Damn, that was painful."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> You hear that twapping noise, too, Carol?
<Carol> Should be "fwapping" with an "f" but it's difficult to tell in italics. I was going to look back at whether that was the officially approved sound effect and then I thought, that is just TOO MUCH.
<Mort> I think you just made it the officially approved sound effect.
Everyone fwapp tonight.
<guyPaulo> Some of us have already "fwapped" twice today on our day off....
<mypalmike> Yeah, guy got off today, didn't you hear? Great caption Carol.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, I usually fwapp in the morning right before my shower. But hey, I can do it again tonight if everyone wants me to...
<Hysterical Woman> Fwaping and Shlicking (female fwapping) is Teh New Sexy!

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