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Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by guyPaulo
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I really splurged on Christmas this year. I rented a huge mansion and dressed as the ghost of Jacob Marley to greet the guests of my holiday party.

I paid big bucks for an angel sculpture made entirely of purple jello, but ran out of money before I could pay for a nice meal.

So I had to settle for a "Grade B" ham from the Save-A-Lot Store in Chinatown. That's funny, it tastes like chicken!
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<Lauren> LOLOL
<mypalmike> Sure beats the "Grade D But Edible" food we used to get in school.
<guyPaulo> At least when we ate rat, we knew it was, at some point, a living creature.

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