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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Somewhere in the galaxy...

"Hello is Aptar there? Aptar, I am calling because I live down the street from you and your daughter came to my house and she kicked my dog. She kicked my dog and now my dog needs operation."

"Yes you fucking guy, you know damn right what she do. She kick my dog you bastard. Now my dog need operation. Don't act stupid! Damn I am going to shoot you. You know damn right you kick my dog."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> ...www.monkeydoo.com...
<3Suns> You kick my dog and tell him fuck off!
<Lauren> "Fuck you, you stink."

Loved it!

<Bruno V> I'm goin to kill you! No no im just kidding!

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