Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I squeezed my checks together in vain, but the herculean fart brewing in my colon could not be held in. It exploded from my anus as the plane neared the ground, propelling me up and out of the cockpit on a geiser of putrid fumes.

A halo of my previously impacted fecal matter exploded from my butt like a scatalogical Big Bang, pelting all the other Coach passengers like a chocolate shotgun blast.

I really need to cut down on all the raw, milk-fed baby hippo meat from Indonesia that I've been eating lately!

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 171 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:23 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:22 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:19 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:18 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:17 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:14 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:13 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:11 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:08 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:07 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:06 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:05 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:04 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:07:01 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:57 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:56 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:53 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:52 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:51 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:50 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:47 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:46 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:44 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:42 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:40 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:39 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:37 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:35 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:32 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:29 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:28 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:25 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:23 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:22 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:20 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:19 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:18 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:17 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:16 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:14 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:13 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:06 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:05 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:04 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:03 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:02 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:06:00 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:59 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:55 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:54 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:53 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:52 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:51 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:50 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:49 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:48 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:47 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:46 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:45 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:44 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:43 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:42 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:41 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:40 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:39 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:38 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:37 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:36 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:35 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:34 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:33 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:32 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:31 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:30 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:29 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:28 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:27 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:26 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:25 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:24 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:23 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:22 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:21 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:20 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:19 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:18 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:17 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:16 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:15 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:14 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:13 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:12 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:10 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:09 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:08 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:07 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:06 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:05 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:04 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:03 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:01 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:05:00 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:58 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:57 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:56 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:55 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:54 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:53 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:52 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:51 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:50 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:49 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:48 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:47 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:46 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:45 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:44 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:43 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:42 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:41 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:40 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:39 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:38 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:37 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:36 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:35 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:34 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:33 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:32 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:31 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:30 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:29 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:28 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:27 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:26 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:25 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:24 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:23 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:22 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:21 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:20 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:19 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:18 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:17 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:16 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:15 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:14 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:14 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:12 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:11 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:10 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:09 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:08 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:07 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:06 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:05 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:04 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:03 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:02 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:01 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:00 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:59 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:58 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:57 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:56 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:55 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:54 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:53 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:52 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:51 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:50 Caption #734

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Despite your impressive grandiloquence, this is still just a fart joke.
<ajiav> chocolate shotgun blast
<Mort> Scatalogical Big Bang is something I never thought I would have to read.
<infosponge> Oh the humanity!
<guyPaulo> I know it's a fart joke at heart, but I've always enjoyed very base humor that tries to disguise itself with big words...
<Lauren> Hilarious. A fart joke and yet so much more.
<MLimburg> Amazingly Good ..
<MLimburg> .. and yet, amazing bad :P
<guyPaulo> Thanks MLimburg. Thats the response I was shooting for.
<David Byrden> Colonic irrigation. NOW.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post