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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004

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I squeezed my checks together in vain, but the herculean fart brewing in my colon could not be held in. It exploded from my anus as the plane neared the ground, propelling me up and out of the cockpit on a geiser of putrid fumes.

A halo of my previously impacted fecal matter exploded from my butt like a scatalogical Big Bang, pelting all the other Coach passengers like a chocolate shotgun blast.

I really need to cut down on all the raw, milk-fed baby hippo meat from Indonesia that I've been eating lately!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Despite your impressive grandiloquence, this is still just a fart joke.
<ajiav> chocolate shotgun blast
<Mort> Scatalogical Big Bang is something I never thought I would have to read.
<infosponge> Oh the humanity!
<guyPaulo> I know it's a fart joke at heart, but I've always enjoyed very base humor that tries to disguise itself with big words...
<Lauren> Hilarious. A fart joke and yet so much more.
<MLimburg> Amazingly Good ..
<MLimburg> .. and yet, amazing bad :P
<guyPaulo> Thanks MLimburg. Thats the response I was shooting for.
<David Byrden> Colonic irrigation. NOW.

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