Yes, take me away you godless infidels. I can't wait to see how you spin this. I'm sure Bush will parachute into my foxhole later and shout "Don't mess with Texas!" |
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Seriously, Bush needs to lighten up. Sure I tried to kill his dad, but only because I wanted to do the "camel-hump" with Barbara Bush! |
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Yes, she always wore pearls, and I wanted so badly to give her a "pearl necklace" myself! |
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