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Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by guyPaulo
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Yes, take me away you godless infidels. I can't wait to see how you spin this. I'm sure Bush will parachute into my foxhole later and shout "Don't mess with Texas!"

Seriously, Bush needs to lighten up. Sure I tried to kill his dad, but only because I wanted to do the "camel-hump" with Barbara Bush!

Yes, she always wore pearls, and I wanted so badly to give her a "pearl necklace" myself!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Good one, guy, but are you implying that Saddam is gay?
<mypalmike> Why, does "parachute into my foxhole" have some sort of double meaning?
<Lauren> psst, mike... everyone knows BB is a man.
<guyPaulo> Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Captions have layers.
<yoyology> Hens are layers. So are hookers.

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