[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by guyPaulo
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Using my "death-beam-laser-ray" I zapped the moon's core, causing the orb to explode in a brilliant flash.

Threatening to zap several world leaders earned me quite a fortune in blackmail money, and I did the two things I've always wanted to do:

I built a kick-ass hot tub for when teh sexy ladies come over,

And I shot me a cute little tiger cub! Ha-hah!

Wait, his mom is coming over here and she looks pissed and.....(growl)OHHHH GAWD!!!! ARRGGG (roar) MY LEGS! NOOOOO!! GARF! AGGG.....(chomp)(crunch)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Karma bites. ::giggles::
<Carol> Ah, poetic justice.
<mypalmike> Kind of an interactive metacaption. Or something like that.

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