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Most Emailed Photos - 03/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"It wasn't so bad when that old witch had ducks come out of my ass...now the problem is they want to go back home."

Life Among The Cursed:
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"I thought, hmmm, plague of locusts, not so bad, I'm not a farmer or anything, but GOD the clean up is a bear."

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"Tonight's Top Ten List: Dave Is Cursed and Here's Why. Number 10, I Secretly Like Seeing Courtney Love Naked. Number 9, I'd Hit It..."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> "want to go back home" is probably the most disturbing image you've made me have to date, Elvis. And that's saying something.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am to please...
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