- - "It wasn't so bad when that old witch had ducks come out of my ass...now the problem is they want to go back home." |
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Life Among The Cursed: - "I thought, hmmm, plague of locusts, not so bad, I'm not a farmer or anything, but GOD the clean up is a bear." |
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- - "Tonight's Top Ten List: Dave Is Cursed and Here's Why. Number 10, I Secretly Like Seeing Courtney Love Naked. Number 9, I'd Hit It..." |
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