[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

After it was announced today that Dr Adkins died overweight and unhealthy, his home was raided. An underground storage freezer revealed a treasure trove of questionable meat items.

Having figured out that the Adkins plan was a bunch of phoey, I decided to try an all "herbal" diet.

After a few days on this herbal diet, I became aware of the robot conspiracy, and watched in horror from my couch as this Fem-bot was shot in the chest, only to cackle menacingly and ooze black oil from the wound. I'd run away screaming if I weren't so high....
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:05Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:02Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:01Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:00Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:53Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:52Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:50Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:47Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:46Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:45Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:41Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:40Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:38Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:37Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:36Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:35Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:33Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:32Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:30Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:25Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:23Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:21Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:19Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:15Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:11Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:09Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:05Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:03Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:57Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:53Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:51Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:44Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:41Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:40Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:39Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:37Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:34Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:32Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:30Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:29Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:28Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:27Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:26Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:24Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:23Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:22Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:19Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:18Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:08Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:06Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:03Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:02Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:01Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:00Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:59Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:58Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:57Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:52Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:50Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:48Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:46Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:45Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:40Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:12Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:56Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:45Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:39Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:12Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:07Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:02Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:00Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:50Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:48Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:45Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:37Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:36Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:33Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:32Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:31Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:30Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:23Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:19Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:17Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:11Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:10Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:09Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:08Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:07Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:06Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:05Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:02Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:47Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:46Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:44Caption #678

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Mort> Wow nice catch on that shadow guy!
<guyPaulo> Hopefully others will see it and not think that I was just rambling....
<Jmofwiw> No, I saw it. It's a good use of shadow.
<ElvisThePelvis> Nice use of shadow and light.
<ajiav> A good use of shadow and light...the strokes are very fluid, and your color is well blended. the sense of perspective has been warped just slightly to suggest the psychological state of the subject.
<Jmofwiw> Oh ... and er ... interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the poet's compassionate soul which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into ... into ... er ... Into whatever it was the poem was about!
<mypalmike> I particularly like the way in which the author contrasts the vulgarity of crass celebrity ("Ad-kins" instead of "Atkins") and all the canibalistic je ne cest qua that pervades it with the post-agrocommunistic leftist tendencies found almost exclusively in the media-saturated popular culture phenomenology. This acerbic approach to broaching the subject of man versus machine is a decidedly fragrant retort against the pan-Norwegian efforts of the likes of Nietzsche and Schwarzenegger.
<guyPaulo> Uhhhhh, it wasn't a poem.....I think? Now I'm all confused, and I wrote the damn thing. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high before every art and literature class last semester!
<yoyology> It was better than CATS. I'll see it again and again.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post