While community leaders struggle to resolve the labor disputes at Shock G's SporkNDuck, the violent conflict continued into its fifth grueling week. |
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The latest attack allegedly grew out of an argument between labor and management over the design of the company's latest product, code-named "HumptyDuck". While floor workers insisted that they be allowed to "doowutchyalike", managers insisted that such freedom would "ruin the image and the style that we're used to" |
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Despite the severity of the attack, no formal charges were filed. Neither the sporker nor the sporkee were available for comment at press time. |
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