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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004

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The Hero's journey: First, I had to resist the siren call of the three Presley's. By wearing earplugs I resisted their seductive whispers.

Then the guardian bull tried to gore me but after a difficult struggle I wrestled free

The encounter with Kermit, god of slime, pushed me to a new self-realization. Now I am transformed and ready to serve humanity!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Tried to gore you? Looks like he succeeded!
<ajiav>
<guyPaulo> No see, he blocked the bull's horn with his crotch.
<Kumiho>
<mypalmike> If I were on the receiving end of that, I'd consider myself gored.

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