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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by H. Monkey
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These days science has improved on ages-old alternative medicines. We can now reach acupuncture points closer to the root of the problem.

But use of while genetically engineered wildlife with extra fangs and livers for male potency powders have caught on around the world...

...attempts to improve the use of turtle eggs for female fertility by replacing ingestion with direct application have met with mixed reactions.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> You guys scare me. This is the third caption today that involves that turtle going into or coming out of various nether orifices.
<ElvisThePelvis> Give a whole new angle to the term "little swimmers" doesn't it...

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