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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Women all over the world flock to me.

Now matter how attractive or how famous.

One look at my tounge guard and they are hooked.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> tongue guard
<3Suns> That's one helluvan oral dam there, dude.

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