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Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by mypalmike
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I could see the lust in her eyes as my girlfriend talked to that lifeguard today.

His beady little eyes were transfixed on her body as he flirted with her right in front of me. She turned to me, said I was the most physically repulsive man alive, and then walked away with that creep.

As I walk alone now on the beach, I consider drowning myself in the sea.

True story.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> (((Mike))) Things are never as dismal as they seem at the moment. Or maybe they are, but there is always hope; isn't there?
<Carol> Yes, please tell us that was poetic license and not actual wireless transmission from the beach, pre-splash-wise. (I'll try to stop throwing tables at you...)
<mypalmike> Yeah, I just went to the DPV to get my Poetry License.
<Carol> Hee hee! Department of Poetic Versitude?

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