[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sure, I have spent my time in some of the raunchiest gay bars in town.

My life of debauchery has led to a real decline in my health.

Luckily I found Jesus and NASCAR just in time.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> WCWJRF?

Which Car Would Jesus Root For?

<mypalmike> Oh yeah. Loved it.

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