After the auto accident, I found myself in a blue tunnel leading to a bright light.
Yes, folks; I was dead, and that tunnel led me to Heaven, a pair of angel wings and perfect happiness.
Up here, my wonderful blessed heavenly job is:
I kill kittens when you masturbate.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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