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Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by G I Jehosaphat
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When I wear my new uniform I feel SO buff and kewl!

It makes me feel like the Lord of the Jungle, wired on crystal meth!

But . . but I get these weird visions of sticking appendages into odd orifices!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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