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Most Emailed Photos - 05/31/2004 by David Byrden
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Beneath our feet, in the upper layers of the earth's crust, there lives a race of Giants.

At night, they sneak out on the surface to play Soccer.

And some of them - just like us! - will habitually pick stuff out of their nose and stick it on the nearest wall.
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<Axolotl> Looks like we're always first here, David!
<guyPaulo> Tastefully crass.
<ElvisThePelvis> Nice
<Kumiho> And to think no one believed me as a child when I told them about the subterran giants
<ajiav> 
<Darlenenbc> creative ,I like it!

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