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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by David Byrden
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Folks, I called you to the Oval Office to see my reelection campaign ideas.

[ 1 ] Gays are like vandals, damaging the Institution of Marriage.
Now, see this slide? A scary dyke vandalising windows!

[ 2 ] Environment? Basically it don't matter. If a species goes extinct here, we can replace it with a cuter species from somewhere else.

And here's a slide with cute bears from Australia! Ain't that good? I been training to use Powerpoint over the last 3 weeks, ya know.

[ 3 ] WE CAUGHT BIN LADEN! This event will win the election for us.

But for God's sake, don't say we've been tracking him for a year!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Good political caption. Its too bad you've been classified as an "Enemy Combatant," and are unelligible to win todays caption contest though....
<Lauren> Excellent. As I've said before, I always enjoy a bit of bush-bashing before breakfast.
<3Suns> Looks like Bin Laden needs a shave...
<Carol> 
<ajiav> the bin laden thing, i wonder if that will pan out true?
<spam> 
<mypalmike> Bin Laden seems to be indicating that he has a large appendage.

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