Folks, I called you to the Oval Office to see my reelection campaign ideas.
[ 1 ] Gays are like vandals, damaging the Institution of Marriage. Now, see this slide? A scary dyke vandalising windows!
[ 2 ] Environment? Basically it don't matter. If a species goes extinct here, we can replace it with a cuter species from somewhere else.
And here's a slide with cute bears from Australia! Ain't that good? I been training to use Powerpoint over the last 3 weeks, ya know.
[ 3 ] WE CAUGHT BIN LADEN! This event will win the election for us.
But for God's sake, don't say we've been tracking him for a year!
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