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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by David Byrden
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While praying in Paris, the Dalai Lama was murdered by a team of ninja housecats.

"Killed by cats! See what his non-violent philosophy got him! Ha ha!" sniggered the Chinese premier.

"Well, I had nothing to do with it. I was meeting politicians in Denmark that day."

But the wicked premier can't fool the angels in Heaven. They watch every little thing we do.

Because they're bored.

(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Hahaha. "Because they're bored." Great line.
<Carol> Yup.

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