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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Star Trek Porn TNG:

Counselor Troy thought maybe a change in dressing habits would catch Riker's attention through a direct appeal to his manhood.

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Little did the Counselor know that although Riker's dog could hunt, it hunted more like a chihuahua and less like a great dane. And what is worse, his dog did not like to chase the cat...indeed.

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Meanwhile in the holodeck, Geordie waited anxiously for his "mommy" to come change his "nappy". Riker strode in carrying baby's bottle with a load of fresh....well let's just say...cream.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> This is very, very disturbing.

Very.

<Pedro Gonzales> Hah- did anyone see the resemblance to "Gynan" in that last caption?!
<Lauren> Great story. And Pedro, when I first saw this pic I actually thought of Whoopi.
<infosponge> Definitely disturbing...
<3Suns> Homoerotic Star-Trek fanfiction? Not my taste in literature, but it makes a great caption!
<guyPaulo> As if there isn't enough fan-fiction on the net......
<PedanticMan> Hey! Deanna's last name is spelled Troi!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, I hit save to early.

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