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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by Axolotl
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It still hurt like hell.

If I were to put my arms down it would poke through my left lung.

Mom tried hard to keep my spirits up, but even bathtime had lost its fun.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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