[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/22/2005 by David Byrden
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They said if it all went well, I'd become a beautiful white woman.

But there was a serious risk that the surgery would leave me looking like THIS.

So I'm not complaining.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<David Byrden> This one wrote itself.

No, really it did - I was asleep at the time.

<ajiav> 
<Mort> Recycling comments now David?
<David Byrden> At least I can spell 'february' :P

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