The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 21 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:09	Caption #0
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:08	Caption #431
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:07	Caption #738
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:06	Caption #653
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:05	Caption #913
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:04	Caption #564
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:03	Caption #387
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:02	Caption #555
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:01	Caption #773
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:01:00	Caption #337
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:59	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:57	Caption #240
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:55	Caption #214
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:53	Caption #713
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:52	Caption #46
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:51	Caption #478
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:50	Caption #321
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:48	Caption #528
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:37	Caption #748
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:34	Caption #95
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:00:33	Caption #706