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Most Emailed Photos - 01/17/2005 by guyPaulo
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I was shocked. She started stammering excuses while he dove out the window.

Sure, he had a fabulous body...

...And I have the physique of Mr. PotatoHead....

...But I never dreamed that she would actually cheetah on me!
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<Kumiho> nice cheetah reference
<Mort> Worst pun in mostemailed history. Well done guy!
<Elsa> ha! I like this one best

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