[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I got yet another ticket for littering after disposing of my used condoms on the beach.

But I can't help it, I am a real sexual tiger because of my enormous manhood.

Unfortunately, I tend to only want oral sex from old black men, but hey I'll get mine my way and you get yours your way.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mua> Is it just me, or is this someone p0rnographic? 0.0
<ur mom > dont u wish

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