[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/23/2004 by mypalmike
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I was delayed, I was way-laid

An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> My guess is that maybe axolotl will get the reference...
<Axolotl> Wait! Are you repeating yourself?
<Carol> I think I've heard this one before.

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