[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/23/2004 by mypalmike
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I was delayed, I was way-laid

An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> My guess is that maybe axolotl will get the reference...
<Axolotl> Wait! Are you repeating yourself?
<Carol> I think I've heard this one before.

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