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Most Emailed Photos - 09/09/2004 by Axolotl
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I need to wind down!

First I got to see her produce!

Then she showed me some fabric!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<myratana> hee hee, i always knew my pussy(cat) would end up with a melon fetish...

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