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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2004 by Axolotl
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Listen closely son, I'll tell you what's good to eat.


See the furless monkey to the right? You could eat him, but he's probably full of preservatives and artifical sweetener. Avoid.

The one lying down? Nah, fat ain't all it's hyped up to be. Very little nutrition there. Easy to catch, though.

The one behind it? That's a nursemonkey! Very good for you and delicious too!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> Health-conscious lions!
<dick> it is crap

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