[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Our strategies for sex are varied and unfruitful. Holding our breath until we turned puffy and black was our final attempt.

We just want women to touch our monkey...just once...one little touch.

Sadly, women have found that a big dog and a can of peanut butter make all men not "essential".

That is why we joined the Friends In Boys Organization (FIBO). If women don't need men, then we don't need them either.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I guess "Man's Best Friend," is now "Woman's Best Frieds."
<Fah Q> Do you think that peanutbutter trick works both ways?
<3Suns> Initial trials have been inconclusive, but not encouraging.

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