Our strategies for sex are varied and unfruitful. Holding our breath until we turned puffy and black was our final attempt.
We just want women to touch our monkey...just once...one little touch.
Sadly, women have found that a big dog and a can of peanut butter make all men not "essential".
That is why we joined the Friends In Boys Organization (FIBO). If women don't need men, then we don't need them either.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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