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Most Emailed Photos - 01/07/2004 by infosponge
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Everyone kills kittens. Ponies kill kittens.

Even grizzled old women kill kittens.

It's a wonder any of us reach maturity at all!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Oooh... please, think of the kittens!

I like it.

<Lauren> ...www.manbottle.com...

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