[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 122 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:54Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:52Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:51Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:49Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:48Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:46Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:44Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:42Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:40Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:39Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:38Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:36Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:35Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:32Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:24Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:21Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:20Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:19Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:17Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:16Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:14Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:06Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:52Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:48Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:44Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:43Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:39Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:46Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:37Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #82

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post