[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:24Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:23Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:22Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:13Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker04:05:05Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:58Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:57Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:49Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:40Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:38Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:37Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:36Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:29Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:19Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:12Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:11Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:07Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:04Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:00Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:59Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:56Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:54Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:28Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:19Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:13Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:04Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:54Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:32Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:25Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:23Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:17Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:13Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:11Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:55Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:49Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:36Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:25Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:21Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:20Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:19Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:17Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:03Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:02Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:01Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:00Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:42Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:29Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:26Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:12Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:07Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:06Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:05Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:04Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:59Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:56Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:53Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:51Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:48Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:46Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:45Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:44Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:35Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:18Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:17Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:15Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:12Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:07Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:02Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:59:00Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:56Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:55Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:54Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:53Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:52Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:51Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:50Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:43Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:37Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:26Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:19Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:17Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:15Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:10Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:04Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:03Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:02Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:01Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:53Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:31Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:29Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:28Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:59Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:54Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:34Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:29Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:27Caption #896

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post