[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 220 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:32Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:31Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:29Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:18Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:17Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:14Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:12Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:11Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:10Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:09Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:08Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:07Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:05Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:02Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:01Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:00Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:59Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:57Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:56Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:55Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:53Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:51Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:48Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:43Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:42Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:35Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:34Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:32Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:31Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:30Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:29Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:28Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:27Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:20Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:19Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:18Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:17Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:16Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:15Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:10Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:09Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:08Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:06Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:05Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:04Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:02Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:00Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:56Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:53Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:51Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:48Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:47Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:43Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:41Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:37Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:36Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:35Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:34Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:33Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:32Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:31Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:27Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:22Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:21Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:17Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:16Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:15Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:07Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:02Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:58Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:55Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:51Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:49Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:48Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:47Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:46Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:45Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:39Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:37Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:36Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:35Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:31Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:26Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:23Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:22Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:21Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:16Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:14Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:13Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:11Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:10Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:03Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:02Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:00Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:54Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:50Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:49Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:45Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:43Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:42Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:41Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:38Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:37Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:36Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:30Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:27Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:26Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:25Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:23Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:21Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:21Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:19Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:18Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:17Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:14Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:13Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:12Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:06Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:04Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:02Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:54Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:53Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:42Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:38Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:37Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:36Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:34Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:31Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:28Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:26Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:25Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:24Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:21Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:20Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:19Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:10Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:09Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:08Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:07Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:06Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:04Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:59Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:57Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:55Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:53Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:50Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:49Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:47Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:30:25Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:43Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:42Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:41Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:39Caption #369

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post