[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 169 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:08Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:07Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:06Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:04Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:03Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:02Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:00Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:59Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:58Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:57Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:55Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:54Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:53Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:52Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:50Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:49Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:48Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:47Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:46Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:42Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:38Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:36Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:34Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:32Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:31Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:30Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:29Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:26Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:24Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:23Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:22Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:21Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:20Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:19Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:18Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:15Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:14Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:12Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:09Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:08Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:07Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:05Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:04Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:02Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:01Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:59Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:58Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:56Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:55Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:52Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:51Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:50Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:49Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:48Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:46Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:45Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:43Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:42Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:41Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:40Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:38Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:37Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:36Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:35Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:34Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:33Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:32Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:28Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:27Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:26Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:25Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:24Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:23Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:22Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:17Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:14Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:11Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:09Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:08Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:07Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:06Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:05Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:03Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:02Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:01Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:57Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:55Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:54Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:52Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:51Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:50Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:48Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:46Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:45Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:43Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:41Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:40Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:39Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:38Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:37Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:36Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:34Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:32Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:31Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:30Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:28Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:27Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:26Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:25Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:21Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:17Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:16Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:15Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:13Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:10Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:09Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:06Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:05Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:04Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:03Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:00Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:59Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:57Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:56Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:55Caption #150

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post