[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 226 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:57Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:56Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:53Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:51Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:47Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:46Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:45Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:43Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:37Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:36Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:35Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:28Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:26Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:25Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:24Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:21Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:18Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:17Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:16Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:15Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:12Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:08Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:07Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:04Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:02Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:01Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:00Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:59Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:58Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:55Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:54Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:52Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:50Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:49Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:47Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:44Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:43Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:38Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:36Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:35Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:34Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:28Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:26Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:20Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:18Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:17Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:15Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:10Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:09Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:01Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:00Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:54Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:51Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:49Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:47Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:44Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:38Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:37Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:34Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:33Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:30Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:29Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:27Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:25Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:22Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:21Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:18Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:17Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:16Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:14Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:05Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:02Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:00Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:57Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:54Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:48Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:46Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:44Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:43Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:41Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:40Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:38Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:36Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:34Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:31Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:30Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:29Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:25Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:22Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:21Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:20Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:18Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:16Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:15Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:14Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:13Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:11Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:10Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:06Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:05Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:03Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:01Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:00Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:58Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:57Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:56Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:55Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:53Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:52Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:51Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:50Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:48Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:47Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:45Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:43Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:42Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:42Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:40Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:38Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:37Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:36Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:35Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:34Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:33Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:32Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:31Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:28Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:26Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:25Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:22Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:21Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:19Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:18Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:17Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:15Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:13Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:12Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:11Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:10Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:09Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:08Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:07Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:06Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:05Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:04Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:01Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:00Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:59Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:58Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:54Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:53Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:52Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:51Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:50Caption #748

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post