[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 148 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:45Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:39Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:38Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:24Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:14Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:07Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:53Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:37Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:32Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:21Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:18Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:06Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:01Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:48Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:43Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:38Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:31Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:18Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:16Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:14Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:12Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:09Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:07Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:53Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:52Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:52Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:49Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:48Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:47Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:46Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:42Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:36Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:35Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:25Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:24Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:20Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:07Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:58Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:55Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:54Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:53Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:51Caption #458

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post