[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 245 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:10Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:09Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:08Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:07Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:06Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:05Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:03Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:02Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:01Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:59Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:58Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:47Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:46Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:43Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:42Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:41Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:40Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:39Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:35Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:31Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:27Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:25Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:17Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:13Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:11Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:10Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:09Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:08Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:07Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:06Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:05Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:04Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:01Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:57Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:56Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:55Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:39Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:32Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:31Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:30Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:29Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:28Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:27Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:26Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:07Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:02Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:58Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:56Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:55Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:50Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:49Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:44Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:43Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:40Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:38Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:32Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:29Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:16Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:09Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:00Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:56Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:53Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:48Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:40Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:38Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:37Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:33Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:29Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:03Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:55Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:48Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:45Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:44Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:36Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:34Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:29Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:22Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:14Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:06Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:36Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:31Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:16Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:14Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:12Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:57Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:56Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:52Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:50Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:46Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:42Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:41Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:39Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:38Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:31Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:30Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:29Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:28Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:27Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:26Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:22Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:21Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:16Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:15Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:14Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:09Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:08Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:07Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:06Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:04Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:02Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:01Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:56Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:55Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:54Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:51Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:48Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:47Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:46Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:44Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:41Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:40Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:37Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:36Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:35Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:34Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:32Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:30Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:26Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:25Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:22Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:21Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:20Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:18Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:17Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:09Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:08Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:07Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:58Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:47Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:36Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:35Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:27Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:25Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:21Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:20Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:19Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:16Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:14Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:10Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:03Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:02Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:01Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:53Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:48Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:47Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:46Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:31Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:20Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:13Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:12Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Caption #557

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post