[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 169 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:26Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:25Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:23Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:21Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:16Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:15Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:12Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:10Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:08Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:03Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:01Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:56Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:52Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:50Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:46Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:45Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:44Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:43Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:41Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:40Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:39Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:38Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:37Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:36Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:35Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:34Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:33Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:32Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:28Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:27Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:26Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:22Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:21Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:20Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:19Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:17Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:14Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:09Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:05Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:03Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:59Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:58Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:57Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:56Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:52Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:49Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:48Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:46Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:45Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:44Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:43Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:42Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:41Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:40Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:39Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:38Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:36Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:33Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:31Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:28Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:25Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:22Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:21Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:18Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:17Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:16Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:12Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:11Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:10Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:09Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:06Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:04Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:02Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:59Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:58Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:57Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:56Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:55Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:52Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:51Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:50Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:49Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:48Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:45Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:44Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:42Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:40Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:39Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:38Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:37Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:36Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:34Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:31Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:29Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:28Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:25Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:22Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:18Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:17Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:15Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:13Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:09Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:07Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:06Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:05Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:04Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:03Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:59Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:57Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:56Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:53Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:47Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:46Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:44Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:42Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:39Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:38Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:34Caption #47

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post