[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 460 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:49Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:47Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:46Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:45Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:43Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:41Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:40Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:39Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:37Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:35Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:34Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:33Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:31Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:30Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:29Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:28Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:26Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:24Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:22Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:20Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:15Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:14Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:13Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:11Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:08Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:07Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:06Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:04Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:59Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:56Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:55Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:54Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:53Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:52Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:51Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:50Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:49Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:47Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:46Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:45Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:41Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:40Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:39Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:38Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:37Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:35Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:34Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:32Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:29Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:27Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:26Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:25Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:23Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:21Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:20Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:19Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:18Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:17Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:15Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:14Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:13Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:12Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:10Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:09Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:08Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:07Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:06Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:03Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:02Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:01Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:59Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:58Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:54Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:53Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:51Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:49Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:48Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:45Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:44Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:41Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:40Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:38Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:37Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:36Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:35Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:34Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:33Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:31Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:30Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:25Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:18Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:16Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:15Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:11Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:02Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:01Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:58Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:56Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:54Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:53Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:50Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:48Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:47Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:45Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:40Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:38Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:26Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:22Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:21Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:17Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:16Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:11Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:07Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:06Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:05Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:03Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:01Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:59Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:53Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:43Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:42Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:40Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:38Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:37Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:36Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:35Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:34Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:31Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:19Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:18Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:57Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:54Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:50Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:48Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:45Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:44Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:43Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:41Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:35Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:31Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:29Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:27Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:23Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:16Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:57Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:55Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:50Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:49Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:48Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:46Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:38Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:37Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:36Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:34Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:31Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:21Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:08Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:58Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:57Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:52Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:48Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:47Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:28Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:21Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:14Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:26Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:47Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:39Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:36Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:32Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:18Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #508

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!
There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post