[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 283 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:39Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:38Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:37Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:32Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:29Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:24Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:23Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:22Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:19Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:19Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:17Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:13Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:12Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:11Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:09Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:08Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:06Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:59Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:56Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:55Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:52Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:47Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:44Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:42Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:39Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:38Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:37Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:34Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:33Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:32Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:31Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:26Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:25Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:22Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:18Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:17Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:16Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:13Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:03Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:02Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:59Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:58Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:57Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:56Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:52Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:46Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:43Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:42Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:40Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:39Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:37Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:34Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:30Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:27Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:19Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:18Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:17Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:05Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:04Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:03Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:56Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:55Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:52Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:47Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:44Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:32Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:26Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:25Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:24Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:21Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:18Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:13Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:11Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:09Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:06Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:03Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:58Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:54Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:50Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:46Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:38Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:37Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:36Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:32Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:31Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:30Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:26Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:24Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:23Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:22Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:21Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:17Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:16Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:15Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:09Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:01Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:59Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:57Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:56Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:52Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:51Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:50Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:44Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:36Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:35Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:27Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:24Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:23Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:21Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:19Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:14Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:13Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:11Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:09Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:08Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:05Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:01Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:00Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:53Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:45Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:42Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:39Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:30Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:27Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:25Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:24Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:20Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:19Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:13Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:11Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:09Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:08Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:05Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:04Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:03Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:02Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:54Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:52Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:47Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:41Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:37Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:37Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:29Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:28Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:25Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:24Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:23Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:22Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:17Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:16Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:08Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:07Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:05Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:04Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:03Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:57Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:54Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:47Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:41Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:37Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:36Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:35Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:34Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:32Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:31Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:30Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:28Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:22Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:20Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:19Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:18Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:17Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:16Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:12Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:04Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:03Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:02Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:47:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:54Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:49Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:48Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:42Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:38Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:36Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:34Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:33Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:32Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:31Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:30Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:19Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:17Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:16Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:15Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:46:06Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:56Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:53Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:52Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:48Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:47Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:46Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:45:43Caption #751

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post