[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:48Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:47Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:46Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:45Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:44Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:43Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:42Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:40Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:39Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:36Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:35Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:34Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:33Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:32Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:31Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:30Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:29Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:28Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:26Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:23Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:17Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:16Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:14Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:13Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:11Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:07Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:05Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:02Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:00Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:59Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:58Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:57Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:56Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:54Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:48Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:47Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:46Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:39Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:37Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:35Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:34Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:33Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:31Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:27Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:25Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:23Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:20Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:19Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:18Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:16Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:15Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:13Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:11Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:08Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:06Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:05Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:04Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:03Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:01Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:00Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:59Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:58Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:54Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:53Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:52Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:51Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:50Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:49Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:47Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:43Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:39Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:38Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:37Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:36Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:34Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:33Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:32Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:30Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:29Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:28Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:27Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:25Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:14Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:09Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:02Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:01Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:00Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:58Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:57Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:55Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:52Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:50Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:45Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:44Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:43Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:42Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:39Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:36Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:34Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:33Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:29Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:27Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:26Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:25Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:21Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:17Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:14Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:13Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:12Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:10Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:09Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:07Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:06Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:05Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:03Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:59Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:55Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:53Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:52Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:49Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:47Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:46Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:44Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:42Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:37Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:33Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:32Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:31Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:30Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:29Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:27Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:25Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:24Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:17Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:13Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:12Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:09Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:07Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:04Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:01Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:00Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:57Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:56Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:55Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:53Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:52Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:51Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:50Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:49Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:47Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:42Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:40Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:39Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:37Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:35Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:31Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:30Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:28Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:24Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:22Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:21Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:20Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:19Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:17Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:14Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:52Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:50Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:46Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:42Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:40Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:34Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:33Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:25Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:23Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:18Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:16Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:13Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:09Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:03Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:57Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:45Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:43Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:36Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:31Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:30Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:23Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:22Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:08Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:06Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:02Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:55Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:52Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:50Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:39Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:38Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:35Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:34Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:23Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:21Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:19Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:17Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:12Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:10Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:06Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:05Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:03Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:02Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:00Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:58Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:51Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:50Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:44Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:43Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:29Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:28Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:24Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:21Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:13Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:12Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:03Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:57Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:56Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:51Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:50:49Caption #660

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post