[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:57Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:55Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:38Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:32Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:28Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:27Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:16Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:13Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:02Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:57Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:54Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:53Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:47Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:46Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:44Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:43Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:38Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:35Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:34Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:33Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:32Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:28Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:23Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:21Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:13Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:09Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:07Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:06Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:05Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:00Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:57Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:56Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:55Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:47Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:44Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:43Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:41Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:29Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:28Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:26Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:22Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:21Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:16Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:15Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:09Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:06Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:05Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:00Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:59Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:57Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:56Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:54Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:52Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:50Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:46Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:38Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:37Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:34Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:32Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:29Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:27Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:26Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:23Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:22Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:19Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:15Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:14Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:10Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:08Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:00Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:59Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:52Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:48Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:47Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:44Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:43Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:42Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:41Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:40Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:39Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:37Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:34Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:32Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:27Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:22Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:10Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:09Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:08Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:06Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:54Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:52Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:50Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:34Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:32Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:22Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:21Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:20Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:15Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:14Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:13Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:08Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:06Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:01Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:00Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:58Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:50Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:49Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:39Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:34Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:29Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:22Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:18Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:11Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:10Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:59Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:56Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:47Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:40Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:38Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:36Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:35Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:31Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:30Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:23Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:22Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:19Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:18Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:16Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:15Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:13Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:09Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:03Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:01Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:54Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:52Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:48Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:44Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:36Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:33Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:31Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:30Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:28Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:22Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:21Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:20Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:18Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:08Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:02Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:00Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:58Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:56Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:55Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:54Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:53Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:52Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:51Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:47Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:41Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:40Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:34Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:18Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:13Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:12Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:10Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:07Caption #315

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post