[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 378 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:11Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:10Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:09Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:08Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:07Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:02Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:01Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:00Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:58Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:56Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:55Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:54Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:52Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:50Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:49Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:47Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:46Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:43Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:41Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:40Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:39Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:38Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:37Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:36Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:35Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:34Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:33Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:32Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:31Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:28Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:27Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:23Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:21Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:15Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:12Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:10Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:09Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:03Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:01Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:59Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:57Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:54Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:46Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:39Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:37Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:36Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:35Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:33Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:31Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:29Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:28Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:27Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:23Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:19Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:15Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:11Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:08Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:07Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:04Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:03Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:59Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:57Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:49Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:47Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:46Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:45Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:44Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:43Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:41Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:40Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:38Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:37Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:36Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:27Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:26Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:24Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:23Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:20Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:18Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:17Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:16Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:15Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:11Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:10Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:08Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:07Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:06Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:05Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:04Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:03Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:02Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:01Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:00Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:59Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:51Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:47Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:46Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:35Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:31Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:29Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:28Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:27Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:25Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:23Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:21Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:17Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:16Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:14Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:12Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:11Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:08Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:07Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:06Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:03Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:01Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:59Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:57Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:56Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:49Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:48Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:44Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:43Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:42Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:41Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:39Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:37Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:35Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:34Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:33Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:29Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:27Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:26Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:25Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:19Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:15Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:10Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:09Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:06Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:04Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:03Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:02Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:00Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:59Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:58Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:55Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:53Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:51Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:49Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:47Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:46Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:44Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:41Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:40Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:36Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:31Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:30Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:29Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:28Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:27Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:23Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:18Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:17Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:15Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:13Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:12Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:11Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:07Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:57Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:55Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:53Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:47Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:45Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:44Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:43Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:42Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:41Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:40Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:39Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:35Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:34Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:33Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:32Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:31Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:24Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:23Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:20Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:13Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:10Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:07Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:05Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:03Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:01Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:59Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:55Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:54Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:51Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:49Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:46Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:44Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:43Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:39Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:38Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:35Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:34Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:28Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:27Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:25Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:22Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:19Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:18Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:17Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:16Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:08Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:07Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:06Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:05Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:04Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:03Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:59Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:57Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:56Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:51Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:47Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:45Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:44Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:43Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:40Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:39Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:34Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:32Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:30Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:27Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:23Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:22Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:21Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:19Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:13Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:07Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:04Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:01Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:00Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:59Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:55Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:53Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:47Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:46Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:44Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:43Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:40Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:36Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:27Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:26Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:23Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:22Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:18Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:11Caption #313

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post