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Most Emailed Photos - 09/10/2003 by Mort
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Vanuatu tax haven, 19:00...

Agent Sidney Bristow, using her alias, talks her way into Kazaa head quarters.

Easily subduing the guard, she breaks into the server room. After stealing the required data, she uses her spy car to escape.

At headquarters she gives her controller the
micro drive -- which contains the names of all the 12 year old file sharers in America.

It was all in a days work for this RIAA agent.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Here is my comic today. Nothing to say. Going to go take a shower.


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<Mort> Good day so far, I have laughed at every Alternative.


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