[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 357 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:56Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:55Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:41Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:38Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:37Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:36Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:34Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:26Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:18Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:16Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:14Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:12Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:10Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:09Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:06Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:02Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:33:00Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:58Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:55Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:54Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:52Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:50Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:46Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:45Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:43Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:42Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:41Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:38Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:30Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:29Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:28Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:27Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:26Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:23Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:22Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:19Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:18Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:17Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:16Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:15Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:14Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:10Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:07Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:06Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:05Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:32:02Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:59Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:58Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:57Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:54Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:52Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:51Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:47Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:46Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:45Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:43Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:42Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:40Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:38Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:37Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:34Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:33Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:30Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:29Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:28Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:27Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:26Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:22Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:21Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:20Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:18Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:08Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:07Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:06Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:04Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:02Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:31:01Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:59Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:55Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:54Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:51Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:49Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:48Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:47Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:38Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:37Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:35Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:33Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:30Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:28Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:27Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:26Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:24Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:22Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:21Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:20Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:17Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:16Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:14Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:13Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:12Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:08Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:07Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:06Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:04Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:02Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:30:00Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:58Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:55Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:54Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:53Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:52Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:50Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:42Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:41Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:34Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:33Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:31Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:28Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:27Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:22Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:20Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:15Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:13Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:12Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:10Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:06Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:05Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:04Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:03Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:02Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker01:29:00Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:58Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:54Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:53Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:51Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:50Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:46Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:45Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:42Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:41Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:40Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:37Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:35Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:34Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:30Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:29Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:23Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:22Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:16Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:14Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:10Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:06Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:04Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:02Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:28:01Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:59Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:52Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:50Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:47Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:44Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:43Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:42Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:41Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:40Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:38Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:37Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:34Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:33Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:32Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:27Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:26Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:22Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:19Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:14Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:13Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:09Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:07Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:06Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:02Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:27:01Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:59Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:55Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:54Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:53Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:52Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:51Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:48Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:46Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:44Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:43Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:42Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:38Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:36Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:34Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:30Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:29Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:26Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:25Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:22Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:20Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:18Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:16Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:13Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:08Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:59Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:55Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:54Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:49Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:48Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:46Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:42Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:33Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:30Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:25Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:24Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:21Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:14Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:07Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:55Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:54Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:53Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:50Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:46Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:43Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:42Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:40Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:39Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:22Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:21Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:20Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:18Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:17Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:13Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:12Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:11Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:06Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:02Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:58Caption #730

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post