[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 150 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:04Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:03Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:59Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:58Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:55Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:52Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:48Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:44Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:43Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:40Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:39Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:38Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:37Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:34Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:33Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:32Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:32Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:26Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:24Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:20Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:15Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:11Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:09Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:08Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:04Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:01Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:53Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:48Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:41Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:40Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:39Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:32Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:30Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:29Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:27Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:24Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:17Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:16Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:14Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:05Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:03Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:02Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:00Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:55Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:48Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:46Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:44Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:43Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:40Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:33Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:32Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:28Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:27Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:25Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:19Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:18Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:17Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:16Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:06Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:02Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:01Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:00Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:57Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:50Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:47Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:46Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:45Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:40Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:32Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:31Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:27Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:26Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:25Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:21Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:20Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:13Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:12Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:10Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:08Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:06Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:05Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:02Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:01Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:00Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:56Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:55Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:54Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:53Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:52Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:49Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:47Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:46Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:45Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:42Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:40Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:37Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:36Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:35Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:33Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:32Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:31Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:28Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:27Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:26Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:25Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:22Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:18Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:17Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:16Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:15Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:12Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:11Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:10Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:09Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:06Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:06Caption #828

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post