[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 187 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:48Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:47Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:45Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:44Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:43Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:42Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:41Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:40Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:39Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:38Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:35Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:32Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:30Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:26Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:24Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:23Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:20Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:18Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:17Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:16Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:15Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:14Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:13Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:12Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:11Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:10Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:09Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:08Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:06Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:04Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:02Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:01Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker22:04:00Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:58Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:56Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:53Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:50Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:41Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:38Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:33Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:31Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:25Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:20Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:19Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:18Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:17Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:16Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:13Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:12Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:10Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:09Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:08Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:07Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:06Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:04Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:03Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:01Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:03:00Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:59Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:58Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:56Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:55Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:53Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:51Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:50Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:45Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:44Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:43Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:41Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:39Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:38Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:37Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:32Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:30Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:29Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:28Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:24Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:23Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:22Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:16Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:12Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:10Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:08Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:05Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:04Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:03Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:01Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:02:00Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:59Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:57Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:54Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:51Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:50Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:49Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:48Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:47Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:45Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:44Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:42Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:41Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:38Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:37Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:32Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:27Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:25Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:19Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:16Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:15Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:13Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:10Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:02Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:01Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker22:01:00Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:58Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:57Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:56Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:55Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:53Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:52Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:51Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:50Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:49Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:45Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:43Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:42Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:39Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:36Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:34Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker22:00:33Caption #83

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post