[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 318 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:13Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:10Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:09Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:01Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:55Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:54Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:53Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:51Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:49Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:48Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:46Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:45Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:35Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:33Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:32Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:31Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:28Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:24Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:23Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:20Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:11Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:09Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:05Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:04Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:01Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:59Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:57Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:56Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:55Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:49Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:47Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:45Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:44Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:43Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:42Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:40Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:38Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:36Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:33Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:32Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:31Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:30Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:23Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:22Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:21Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:20Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:18Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:17Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:16Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:15Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:10Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:06Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:00Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:58Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:55Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:47Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:44Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:43Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:40Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:36Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:35Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:27Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:26Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:25Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:23Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:22Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:21Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:13Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:12Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:11Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:08Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:07Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:05Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:04Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:03Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:02Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:01Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:00Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:55Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:54Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:53Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:49Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:46Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:43Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:33Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:29Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:24Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:12Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:09Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:59Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:58Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:57Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:55Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:54Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:48Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:47Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:46Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:45Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:43Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:41Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:37Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:31Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:30Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:28Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:26Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:25Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:18Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:17Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:15Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:13Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:12Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:07Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:01Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:49Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:45Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:43Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:42Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:40Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:39Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:33Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:22Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:17Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:59Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:50Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:46Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:44Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:43Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:42Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:41Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:35Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:34Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:31Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:22Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:21Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:20Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:16Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:15Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:11Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:06Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:05Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:01Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:00Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:49Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:43Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:40Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:36Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:27Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:20Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:18Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:15Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:13Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:13Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:03Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:02Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:00Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:56Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:50Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:37Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:36Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:35Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:34Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:33Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:30Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:25Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:20Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:19Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:18Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:14Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:09Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:49Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:40Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:32Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:19Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:18Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:15Caption #471

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post