[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 192 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:08Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:05Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:04Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:03Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:00Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:47Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:44Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:43Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:41Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:36Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:28Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:15Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:13Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:11Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:58Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:56Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:53Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:46Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:43Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:42Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:41Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:35Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:33Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:32Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:27Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:21Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:15Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:13Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:07Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:01Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:59Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:53Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:52Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:50Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:42Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:38Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:33Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:25Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:23Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:14Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:11Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:10Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:02Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:52Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:49Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:45Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:39Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:35Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:22Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:18Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:16Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:12Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:09Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:05Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:58Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:55Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:54Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:53Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:52Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:41Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:39Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:38Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:37Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:29Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:20Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:19Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:15Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:14Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:12Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:08Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:06Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:03Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:01Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:56Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:52Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:42Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:35Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:27Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:21Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:10Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:05Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:04Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:03Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:02Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:56Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:53Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:38Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:36Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:32Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:28Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:23Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:21Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:19Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:13Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:09Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:00Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:51Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:49Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:44Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:36Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:35Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:33Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:30Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:25Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:24Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:17Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:16Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:14Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:12Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:07Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:54Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:49Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:46Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:38Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:37Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:36Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:33Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:31Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:29Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:15Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:11Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:08Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:00Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:57Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:52Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:51Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:50Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:47Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:41Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:39Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:32Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:31Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:29Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:23Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:19Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:10Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:09Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:08Caption #366

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post