Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 275 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:46 Caption #-75

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:44 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:43 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:42 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:40 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:39 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:37 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:36 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:35 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:34 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:33 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:31 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:30 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:29 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:28 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:27 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:26 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:25 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:24 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:23 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:22 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:21 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:20 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:19 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:18 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:17 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:16 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:15 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:14 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:13 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:12 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:11 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:10 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:09 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:08 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:06 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:05 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:04 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:03 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:01 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:07:00 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:59 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:58 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:57 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:56 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:55 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:54 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:52 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:51 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:50 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:49 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:48 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:47 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:46 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:45 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:44 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:43 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:42 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:41 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:40 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:39 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:38 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:37 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:36 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:35 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:34 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:33 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:32 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:31 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:30 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:29 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:28 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:27 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:26 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:25 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:24 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:23 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:22 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:21 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:20 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:18 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:16 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:14 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:13 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:12 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:11 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:07 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:06 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:04 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:02 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:06:00 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:59 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:58 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:56 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:55 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:54 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:53 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:52 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:51 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:50 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:47 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:45 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:44 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:39 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:33 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:31 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:30 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:29 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:28 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:27 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:24 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:22 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:19 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:12 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:08 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:07 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:06 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:04 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:02 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:01 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:05:00 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:59 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:58 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:57 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:56 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:55 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:54 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:48 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:42 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:39 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:38 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:35 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:34 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:32 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:29 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:21 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:19 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:18 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:15 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:11 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:10 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:09 Caption #-95

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:07 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:02 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:04:01 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:57 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:54 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:53 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:50 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:49 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:48 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:46 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:45 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:44 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:43 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:42 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:39 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:31 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:30 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:29 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:28 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:26 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:23 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:13 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:12 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:08 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:06 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:05 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:04 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:03:00 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:55 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:54 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:52 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:51 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:49 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:41 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:39 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:35 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:32 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:31 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:29 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:27 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:25 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:24 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:23 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:22 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:20 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:18 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:17 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:15 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:14 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:13 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:08 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:06 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:02:02 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:52 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:51 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:45 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:38 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:37 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:34 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:22 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:17 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:12 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:10 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:08 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:04 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:01 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:01:00 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:59 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:53 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:47 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:44 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:43 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:37 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:34 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:31 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:28 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:26 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:22 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:21 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:17 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:14 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:12 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:07 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:05 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:04 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:01 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 12:00:00 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:56 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:55 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:54 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:53 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:45 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:43 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:39 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:38 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:30 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:23 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:20 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:15 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:12 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:11 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:07 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:06 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:01 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:00 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:59 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:57 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:56 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:53 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:52 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:47 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:45 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:39 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:35 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:30 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:28 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:27 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:25 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:24 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:19 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:18 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:17 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:07 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:06 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:02 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:01 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:58:00 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:57:57 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:57:46 Caption #234

Board

[Post Message]

Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post