[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:36Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:34Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:32Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:30Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:29Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:26Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:24Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:21Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:20Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:19Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:18Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:16Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:14Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:04Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:02Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:49Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:42Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:41Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:40Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:35Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:32Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:30Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:25Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:20Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:16Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:11Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:01Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:59Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:56Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:54Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:50Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:49Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:46Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:44Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:40Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:38Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:35Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:32Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:31Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:27Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:26Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:18Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:17Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:15Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:14Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:13Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:11Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:10Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:09Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:08Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:07Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:04Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:03Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:02Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:00Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:53Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:46Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:45Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:44Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:43Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:40Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:35Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:33Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:32Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:29Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:21Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:20Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:14Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:09Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:08Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:07Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:02Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:59Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:53Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:51Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:47Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:43Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:42Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:39Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:37Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:35Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:31Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:29Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:27Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:22Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:21Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:19Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:17Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:15Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:09Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:06Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:04Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:02Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:55Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:53Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:48Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:46Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:45Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:41Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:39Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:38Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:35Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:34Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:33Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:31Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:29Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:28Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:27Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:23Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:21Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:19Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:16Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:15Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:14Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:12Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:09Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:08Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:07Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:06Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:04Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:03Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:00Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:58Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:56Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:55Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:53Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:52Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:51Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:49Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:47Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:45Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:44Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:43Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:42Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:41Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:39Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:38Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:37Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:36Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:35Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:34Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:31Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:28Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:26Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:25Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:24Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:23Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:22Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:21Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:19Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:18Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:10Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:08Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:07Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:05Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:04Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:02Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:00Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:59Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:55Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:50Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:48Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:46Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:44Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:43Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:41Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:40Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:39Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:34Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:33Caption #

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post