[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 88 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:40Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:38Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:27Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:21Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:18Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:04Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:00Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:56Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:52Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:51Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:36Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:34Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:22Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:18Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:09Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:00Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:48Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:24Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:23Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:22Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:21Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:14Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:13Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:12Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:03Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:02Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:57Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:52Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:51Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:49Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:37Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:33Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:22Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:20Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:15Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:14Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:07Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:06Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:05Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:03Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:58Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:50Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:39Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:35Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:32Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:31Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:26Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:21Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:18Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:15Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:10Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:08Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #578

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN


There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post