Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.

(AP)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 373 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:37 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:36 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:35 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:32 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:29 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:23 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:22 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:21 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:20 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:19 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:18 Caption #984

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:17 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:16 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:15 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:14 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:13 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:12 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:11 Caption #973

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:10 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:09 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:08 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:07 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:06 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:04 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:03 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:02 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:01 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:00 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:58 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:57 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:56 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:55 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:54 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:53 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:41 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:36 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:31 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:25 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:20 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:19 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:18 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:17 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:16 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:13 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:12 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:10 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:09 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:05 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:04 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:56 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:55 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:53 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:49 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:44 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:37 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:34 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:30 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:28 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:21 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:19 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:17 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:13 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:02 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:01 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:00 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:59 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:53 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:52 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:51 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:48 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:47 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:46 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:45 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:44 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:43 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:34 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:33 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:30 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:25 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:24 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:22 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:21 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:20 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:18 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:17 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:16 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:15 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:13 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:11 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:10 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:09 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:07 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:06 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:05 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:04 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:03 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:01 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:00 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:58 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:56 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:54 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:52 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:50 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:48 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:47 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:45 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:44 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:43 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:41 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:39 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:37 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:35 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:34 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:32 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:31 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:30 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:29 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:28 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:26 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:25 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:24 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:23 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:22 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:20 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:19 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:18 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:16 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:14 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:12 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:11 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:09 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:07 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:05 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:03 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:00 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:58 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:57 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:56 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:55 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:54 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:52 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:51 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:50 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:49 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:47 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:45 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:43 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:41 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:39 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:38 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:37 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:36 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:34 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:32 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:31 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:29 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:28 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:26 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:25 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:23 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:22 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:21 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:19 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:17 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:16 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:15 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:14 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:11 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:09 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:08 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:07 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:05 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:03 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:01 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:59 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:56 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:54 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:52 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:51 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:50 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:48 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:47 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:46 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:44 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:43 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:42 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:41 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:40 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:38 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:37 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:36 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:34 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:33 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:32 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:30 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:29 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:28 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:26 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:25 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:24 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:23 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:21 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:20 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:19 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:18 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:17 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:16 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:15 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:14 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:13 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:12 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:11 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:10 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:09 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:07 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:05 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:03 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:02 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:01 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:59 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:58 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:56 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:54 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:51 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:50 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:49 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:48 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:47 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:46 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:45 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:44 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:43 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:42 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:40 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:38 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:37 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:35 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:33 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:31 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:29 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:28 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:27 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:26 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:25 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:23 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:21 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:19 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:17 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:15 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:13 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:11 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:10 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:09 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:08 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:05 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:03 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:02 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:01 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:59 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:57 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:55 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:54 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:53 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:52 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:51 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:50 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:49 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:48 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:46 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:45 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:44 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:43 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:42 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:41 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:40 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:39 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:38 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:35 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:34 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:32 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:30 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:28 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:26 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:25 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:24 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:23 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:21 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:19 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:18 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:17 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:16 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:14 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:13 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:12 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:10 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:08 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:06 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:05 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:04 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:02 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:00 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:58 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:57 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:56 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:54 Caption #08

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:53 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:52 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:51 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:50 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:48 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:46 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:44 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:43 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:42 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:41 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:40 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:39 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:38 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:37 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:36 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:34 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:33 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:32 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:31 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:29 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:27 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:25 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:23 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:21 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:19 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:17 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:15 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:14 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:13 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:11 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:10 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:07 Caption #991

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:06 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:05 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:04 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:03 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:02 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:01 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:00 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:58 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:57 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:56 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:55 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:54 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:53 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:52 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:50 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:48 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:47 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:46 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:45 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:44 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:43 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:42 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:41 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:40 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:39 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:37 Caption #479

Board

[Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.

There are 39 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.

<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.

<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.

<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.

<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.

<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.

<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.

<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!

<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."

<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.

<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day

<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day

<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.

<Jmofwiw>
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.

<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.

<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.

<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?

<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.

<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.

<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.

<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?

<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.

<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.

<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.

<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.

<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.

<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.

<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'

<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.

<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."

<Carol> Elmo maybe.

<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.

<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.

<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.

<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.

<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day

<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post