[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 231 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:48Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:47Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:35Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:28Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:17Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:13Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:10Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:09Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:08Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:06Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:04Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:03Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:01Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:00Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:59Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:56Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:54Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:47Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:45Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:40Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:38Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:35Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:33Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:32Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:28Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:27Caption #-82
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:25Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:24Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:22Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:20Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:18Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:17Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:14Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:13Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:12Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:11Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:09Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:07Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:05Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:04Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:02Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:01Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:59Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:58Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:56Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:54Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:52Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:45Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:43Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:42Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:41Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:40Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:36Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:34Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:27Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:26Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:24Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:23Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:22Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:20Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:17Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:16Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:11Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:10Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:04Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:02Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:01Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:59Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:58Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:57Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:49Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:44Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:43Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:38Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:37Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:32Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:30Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:27Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:26Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:24Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:20Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:17Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:16Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:13Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:12Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:11Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:10Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:08Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:04Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:03Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:02Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:01Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:56Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:53Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:52Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:49Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:46Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:41Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:40Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:37Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:36Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:35Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:34Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:33Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:32Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:29Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:28Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:24Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:20Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:17Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:16Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:15Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:12Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:11Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:08Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:05Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:03Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:02Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:02Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:00Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:58Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:57Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:56Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:49Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:48Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:44Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:39Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:36Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:34Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:32Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:31Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:30Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:28Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:26Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:25Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:23Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:22Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:20Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:19Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:18Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:14Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:12Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:11Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:10Caption #34

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post