[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 375 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:21Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:11Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:03Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:00Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:59Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:53Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:52Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:47Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:43Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:41Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:39Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:37Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:35Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:33Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:31Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:27Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:22Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:19Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:16Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:15Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:49Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:43Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:41Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:39Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:36Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:35Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:31Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:26Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:25Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:23Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:19Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:18Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:15Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:14Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:09Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:08Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:07Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:06Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:05Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:04Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:02Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:01Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:59Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:58Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:57Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:56Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:55Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:54Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:53Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:51Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:47Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:44Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:42Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:38Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:37Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:35Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:32Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:29Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:27Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:25Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:24Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:23Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:22Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:20Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:18Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:17Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:15Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:14Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:11Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:06Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:05Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:03Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:02Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:01Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:00Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:58Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:57Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:56Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:55Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:54Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:53Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:52Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:51Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:48Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:47Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:44Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:43Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:42Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:37Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:36Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:35Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:33Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:32Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:31Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:29Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:28Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:27Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:24Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:22Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:21Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:18Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:17Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:11Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:10Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:04Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:03Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:59Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:57Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:56Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:54Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:53Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:52Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:51Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:48Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:47Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:45Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:42Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:40Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:38Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:37Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:36Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:35Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:34Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:32Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:31Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:30Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:28Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:27Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:23Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:21Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:19Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:16Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:15Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:10Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:09Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:08Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:07Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:06Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:05Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:04Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:03Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:01Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:54Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:51Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:48Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:47Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:45Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:43Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:31Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:26Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:20Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:16Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:15Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:14Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:09Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:07Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:03Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:01Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:59Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:53Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:45Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:43Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:39Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:35Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:32Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:29Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:27Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:26Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:17Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:14Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:12Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:08Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:07Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:04Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:03Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:01Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:59Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:58Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:55Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:53Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:49Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:48Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:47Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:46Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:45Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:44Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:43Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:40Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:39Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:38Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:35Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:33Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:32Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:31Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:24Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:23Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:18Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:16Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:15Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:13Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:10Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:09Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:08Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:06Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:03Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:56Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:51Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:49Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:39Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:37Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:27Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:15Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:50Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:47Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:46Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:41Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:39Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:35Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:34Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:32Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:30Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:27Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:26Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:25Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:23Caption #215

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post