[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 416 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:08Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:07Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:06Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:05Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:04Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:03Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:02Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:59Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:58Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:55Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:52Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:50Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:44Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:43Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:40Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:38Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:36Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:35Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:34Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:33Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:32Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:31Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:30Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:29Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:28Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:26Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:25Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:24Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:22Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:21Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:20Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:18Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:16Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:15Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:14Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:12Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:11Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:10Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:09Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:03Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:59Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:56Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:55Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:53Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:52Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:51Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:50Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:48Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:47Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:46Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:45Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:44Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:43Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:42Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:41Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:39Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:37Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:35Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:34Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:29Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:25Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:18Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:15Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:12Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:09Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:06Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:04Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:02Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:01Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:00Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:59Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:58Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:56Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:54Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:53Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:52Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:50Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:49Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:47Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:46Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:43Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:41Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:39Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:37Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:34Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:27Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:26Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:24Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:23Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:20Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:18Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:16Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:14Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:13Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:12Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:10Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:07Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:06Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:02Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:01Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:58Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:57Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:53Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:49Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:45Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:41Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:38Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:29Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:28Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:27Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:25Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:24Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:22Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:21Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:20Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:19Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:17Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:16Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:14Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:13Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:11Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:07Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:06Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:02Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:01Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:59Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:56Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:51Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:50Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:49Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:48Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:43Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:42Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:40Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:37Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:32Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:29Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:26Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:24Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:23Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:22Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:20Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:19Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:18Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:17Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:13Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:09Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:05Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:04Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:01Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:00Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:59Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:57Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:55Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:54Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:53Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:52Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:50Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:49Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:47Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:45Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:44Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:39Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:37Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:36Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:35Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:31Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:29Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:28Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:23Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:21Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:19Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:18Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:17Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:16Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:14Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:13Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:11Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:10Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:07Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:05Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:04Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:01Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:59Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:58Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:57Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:53Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:51Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:49Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:48Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:45Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:44Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:42Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:41Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:38Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:37Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:34Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:29Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:28Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:24Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:23Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:20Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:19Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:18Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:17Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:14Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:13Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:11Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:10Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:09Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:08Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:06Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:03Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:01Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:59Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:57Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:55Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:52Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:49Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:47Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:45Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:43Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:42Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:40Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:39Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:32Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:31Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:30Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:29Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:25Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:21Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:20Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:16Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:12Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:09Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:05Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:01Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:58Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:57Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:54Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:53Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:49Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:43Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:41Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:39Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:38Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:37Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:36Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:35Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:34Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:31Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:29Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:25Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:24Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:22Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:21Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:20Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:19Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:17Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:16Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:14Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:13Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:11Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:10Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:09Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:07Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:06Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:05Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:01Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:59Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:57Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:56Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:53Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:52Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:50Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:49Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:48Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:47Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:46Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:45Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:41Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:40Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:37Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:34Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:33Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:30Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:29Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:27Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:25Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:22Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:20Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:17Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:16Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:13Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:10Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:09Caption #95

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post