[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 289 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:58Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:57Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:56Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:53Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:49Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:48Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:47Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:46Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:40Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:37Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:33Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:32Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:31Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:27Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:26Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:22Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:19Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:18Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:11Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:10Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:08Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:06Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:04Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:03Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:02Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:57Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:54Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:52Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:48Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:47Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:46Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:45Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:44Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:41Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:40Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:39Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:33Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:30Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:28Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:26Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:23Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:04Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:02Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:59Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:57Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:53Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:51Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:45Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:33Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:33Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:31Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:27Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:25Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:22Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:14Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:13Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:12Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:08Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:00Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:55Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:53Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:52Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:51Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:50Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:45Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:43Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:41Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:37Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:27Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:26Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:24Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:14Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:11Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:10Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:08Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:05Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:04Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:03Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:02Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:01Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:51:00Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:58Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:56Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:54Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:50Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:49Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:48Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:47Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:46Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:43Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:42Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:39Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:36Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:29Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:28Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:26Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:24Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:22Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:20Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:18Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:17Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:15Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:11Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:04Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:03Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:02Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:58Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:49Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:48Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:47Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:45Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:40Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:39Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:38Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:36Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:33Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:26Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:24Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:21Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:18Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:17Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:16Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:15Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:13Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:11Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:06Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:02Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:00Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:57Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:56Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:55Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:54Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:51Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:47Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:46Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:42Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:36Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:33Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:32Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:31Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:29Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:25Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:24Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:23Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:21Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:21Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:16Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:14Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:13Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:12Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:11Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:48:05Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:59Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:55Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:53Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:51Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:46Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:43Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:41Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:40Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:39Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:36Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:32Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:26Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:25Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:24Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:21Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:12Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:10Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:09Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:05Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:04Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:03Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:02Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:01Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:56Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:52Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:44Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:42Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:41Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:37Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:14Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:12Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:11Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:09Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:01Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:56Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:54Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:51Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:48Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:47Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:43Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:42Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:41Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:29Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:23Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:21Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:20Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:16Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:09Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:08Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:07Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:01Caption #133

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post