[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 324 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:07Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:06Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:04Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:03Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:02Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:01Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:53Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:49Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:47Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:46Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:45Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:44Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:43Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:42Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:38Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:35Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:32Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:31Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:30Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:29Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:28Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:27Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:25Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:18Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:17Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:16Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:15Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:14Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:13Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:12Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:10Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:09Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:08Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:06Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:05Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:04Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:03Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:58Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:57Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:52Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:49Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:46Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:43Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:42Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:40Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:27Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:24Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:21Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:16Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:15Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:14Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:13Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:12Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:10Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:09Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:08Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:06Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:18Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:15Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:13Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:09Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:01Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:00Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:46Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:32Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:28Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:27Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:41Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:03Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:19Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:07Main Page

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post