The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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Welcome to Most Emailed Photos from Germany day 2.

A slight bastardisation of Coleridge's Kubla Khan.

I tried to stay away from a Cat theme, there seems to be a little too much kitty being emailed around these days. There have been 12 cat related photographs so far, that beats baby monkey and bears combined.

You should all get your best caption authoring typing fingers sharpened for tomorrow, there might just be a pop quiz...

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